Ten Ways Jimmie Johnson Can Celebrate his Championship
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Radio to his crew every ten laps saying, “I think I’ve got a vibration… sike.” (Note: sike is required)
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On the victory podium, make like the other Jimmy Johnson and yell, “How ‘bout them Cowboys!”
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Shave his head to match Chad Knaus’ hairdo.
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Turn up the intensity of his celebration and give two fistpumps.
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With ten laps left and only 18 cars left in the race do a burnout, head to the garage and celebrate early.
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In the post race interview start by saying, “I just want to thank Chad Knaus for working so hard to find a way to conceal the traction control and afterburners from NASCAR detection.”
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Finally take Elliott Sadler’s advice and arc more entering the turns. You’d be surprised how well it works.
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With every challenge met in NASCAR, announce his immediate retirement to pursue a career in the IRL.
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Win his fifth straight race.
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In effort to make a closer race and boost ratings, let his wife Chandra drive at Homestead.