Trouble in Turn2

The Daytona 500 is 30 days away. Are you geared up for the new season? Take this simple test to see how (over)prepared you are.

1. The family’s 1998 Taurus is wrapped in a special DeWalt paint scheme.

2. You haven’t used any sick or vacation days since November in preparation for rain delayed races.

3. After spending all winter hoarding peppers for salsa, local grocery stores have posted pictures banning you from buying produce.

4. There’s just one coat of paint left on the “Busch Sucks” sign.

5. This is a common discussion at work:
   coworker: “Can you quick run this report for me?”
   You: “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity!”
   coworker: “Whatever”

6. The teenager worker at the gas station is irritated because you keep yelling at him to lower the track bar and pull a spring rubber.

7. Fire-grill-drills. A practice where a family member attempts to run to the grill, check and turn the meat and safely return before the end of the commercial break. (That’s right, you practice on the NFL playoffs to be ready for Daytona, and probably the Super Bowl too.)

8. Your BAL (Blood Amp Level) is so high that your skin has a Mountain Dew green hue (not only are you ready for Daytona, but also qualify as a human battery).

9. The whole family is sporting Boris Said afros. Unfortunate morning byproduct: Boris Said Bed Head.

10. Your new HANS device just arrived from from eBay. Now you can watch races without fear of whiplash.