10 Reasons Hendrick Motorsports Is Winless in 2008
Three races is apparently enough time to declare a slump for Hendrick Motorsports. Seriously. It’s getting a little carried away, but thanks to some research I’ve uncovered the reasons for the team’s “struggles”.
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10. The Jimmie Johnson cloning project is experiencing technical difficulties.
- 9. It’s Leap Year, everyone knows Hendrick cars never run well in leap years.
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8. The season supply of Amp hasn’t cleared customs yet.
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7. The Curse of the Shrub.
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6. NASCAR secretly switched Jeff Gordon’s cars with Robby Gordon’s.
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5. Chad Knaus’ New Year’s resolution was to not work the gray area.
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4. Jeff Gordon wears a Winnorette patch to help him quit winning.
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3. They won a Nationwide race, what more do you want?
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2. Team orders: Only Casey Mears can take the checkers.
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1. Junior is simply building the suspense.
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March 8th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Cracked me up. Thanks for the Charlie Turner interview, too, that was great.
You just keep getting better and better!
March 11th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Too cute! I love the Winnorette patch. I’m betting we’ll see a Hendrick’s car take the checkered flag at Bristol.
Thanks for the laugh!