10 Reasons Hendrick Motorsports Is Winless in 2008

Posted by Mike on Mar 6th, 2008
2008
Mar 6

Three races is apparently enough time to declare a slump for Hendrick Motorsports. Seriously. It’s getting a little carried away, but thanks to some research I’ve uncovered the reasons for the team’s “struggles”.

  • 10. The Jimmie Johnson cloning project is experiencing technical difficulties.

  • 9. It’s Leap Year, everyone knows Hendrick cars never run well in leap years.

  • 8. The season supply of Amp hasn’t cleared customs yet.

  • 7. The Curse of the Shrub.

  • 6. NASCAR secretly switched Jeff Gordon’s cars with Robby Gordon’s.

  • 5. Chad Knaus’ New Year’s resolution was to not work the gray area.

  • 4. Jeff Gordon wears a Winnorette patch to help him quit winning.

  • 3. They won a Nationwide race, what more do you want?

  • 2. Team orders: Only Casey Mears can take the checkers.

  • 1. Junior is simply building the suspense.

Don’t forget to enter the contest to win a $20 gift certificate to Whatever Sports.

2 Responses

  1. RevJim Says:

    Cracked me up. Thanks for the Charlie Turner interview, too, that was great.
    You just keep getting better and better!

  2. Karen Says:

    Too cute! I love the Winnorette patch. I’m betting we’ll see a Hendrick’s car take the checkered flag at Bristol.

    Thanks for the laugh!

Leave a Comment




XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Please note: Comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment.