10 Signs NASCAR is Feeling the Recession

Posted by Mike on Jul 11th, 2008
2008
Jul 11

We’re in a recession. Everyone’s felling it and it’s not very funny. But what’s the point if you can’t at least try and laugh about it.

  1. The Labor Day race at Fontana will be moved to LA and filmed in front of a green screen. (note: I’ve seen the script and you won’t believe what happens to Kirk Shelmerdine!)

  2. Fans at Talladega cease throwing bottles and cans at Jeff Gordon in order to collect the deposit.

  3. Pocono sets up a tollbooth at the start of the Long Pond straightaway.

  4. With DEI exceeding their budget for tires, crew chief Bono Manion tells Martin Truex to stay out…the entire race.

  5. In addition to their necks, fans are now seeing red on their bank statements.

  6. Dale Earnhardt Jr collectors only buy nine diecast cars this year instead of the normal eleven.

  7. The pace car becomes a Toyota Prius. Pace car driver Brett Bodine is replaced by a remote control operated by a 12 year old.

  8. Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart can’t even buy a win.

  9. After the prerace invocation, Mike Helton tries to pass offering plates around the pit area.

  10. In an effort to save fuel the #18 pit crew will push Kyle Busch’s car during all burnouts.

  11. Bloggers can’t even afford to complete their top ten lists.

  12. Enjoy your weekend and may Saturday’s race be a nice diversion from reality.

2 Responses

  1. Penni Says:

    That was awesome and funny.

  2. Psychic Advice Says:

    Thanks for the great info. I hope you’ll follow this with some more great content.

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